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Joke of the Day

"Customer: Why doesn't your menu list prices? Waiter: We didn't want to make you sick before the food does."

"What was the last thing Beethoven accomplished? Decomposing"

"I'm on the bus now. Either the woman sitting right next to me has two really ugly children, or two seriously cool Pokemons."

"When Leo said, ""To all my friends, you know who you are"" he was talking about the bear"

"A woman behind me got run over today. She was following me on twitter."

"To be, or not to be, that is the question. Answer: FF [why?](/s ""2B OR NOT 2B = FF"")"

"Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? It was okay, but had no atmosphere."

"What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The Holocaust"

"(Computer science) I asked a Texan if he's seen his family tree, he said, ""you mean family graph?"""

"What time does a mechanic wake up? Oily!"