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Joke of the Day

"I have a really good relatipnship with the elevator operator. We speak to eachother on so many different levels."

"How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, as long as there's a bed inside."

"I'm suprised that there aren't more fat lesbians... All they ever talk about is eating out."

"Make sure you tip your waitress... It's very funny when they fall over."

"Why did the bubblegum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's legs."

"What do you call a dirty Jew? Alive."

"I never make mistakes. . . I thought I did once; but I was wrong."

"""You always overreact and make things dramatic. It's really annoying."" *raises megaphone to lips* How so?"

"What do you call the entrance you come through from hell to get into heaven? The Glory Hole"

"Why come cats purr? It's your pussy's way of saying ""I love you."""