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Joke of the Day
"Make sure you tip your waitress... It's very funny when they fall over."
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"It's so flat... It's so flat in North Dakota, you can watch your dog run away for two weeks."
"They used to be called ""Jumpolines"" ...until your mom jumped on one back in 1972."
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"What do you get when you drop a piano in a coal mine? A flat minor. Night... Don't forget to tip your waitress"
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