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Joke of the Day

"I'm suprised that there aren't more fat lesbians... All they ever talk about is eating out."

"I was pretty shocked when my dad came out of the closet. Now I can only wonder if my other dad knows."

"I got fucked by a priest 15 years ago... I still remeber his exact words...He said, ""You may now kiss the bride""!"

"Why did the chicken cross the basketball court? Because the ref was blowing a foul."

"I'm sorry' and I apologize' generally mean the same thing Except at Funerals"

"Statistics are like a bikini What it reveals is suggestive, but what it conceals is essential."

"Q: Why was the lobster arrested? A: Because he was always pinching things."

"If you run in front of a car, you get tired. If you run behind it, you get exhausted."

"I could be way funnier with like, 143 characters to work with."

"What Did Kid Davis Say To The Lesbian Melons? you cantaloupe. i just thought of this. probably not the first person to, but i certainly didn't steal it."