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Joke of the Day

"KING ARTHUR: ...and that is our noble quest. REPORTER: K, great. What shape is your table? A: Um, round? But that's not really... R: Got it"

"Have you heard the joke about the guy addicted to brake fluid? He says he can stop anytime."

"why were the rappers late for their flight? they forgot tupac"

"Me: There's a real fat one on the other team! Her: ""My son's not fat!"" How you know I was talking about him? ""Cuz he's the.."" Fat one? ""Ya."""

"So ... Helium walks into a bar Helium walks into a bar. The bartender says: ""We don't serve noble gasses here."" Helium doesn't react."

"What do you do with 365 used condoms? Roll them into a tire and call it a Goodyear."

"Two birds flying through the air... Flugen zwei Vogel durch die Luft. Sagt eine zum anderen, ""Vorsicht"" da kommt ein Hub-schrau-schrau-schrrau"

"The physics teacher break up with the biology teacher Why did the physics teacher break up with the biology teacher? There was no chemistry."

"How many programmers do you need to fix a light bulb? None, it is a hardware issue!"

"Were a blind person to go sky diving, how would they do it? Wait until the leash goes slack, then pull the rip cord."