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Joke of the Day
"Why come cats purr? It's your pussy's way of saying ""I love you."""
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"[at the drs] Dr: are you sexually active? Me: yeah Dr: with real people Me [avoiding eye contact & twisting my foot in the ground]: yip"
"Just found out I've been using my Britta pitcher wrong for the last 2 months #nofilter"
"I asked my North Korean friend what life was like there... He did reply but I don't speak Korean so I don't know what he said."
"Ok, I'll admit it, my choice of words is sometimes influenced by which ones I think I can spell correctly."
"Have you heard about these cats getting plastic surgery to look like kittens?"
"The amount of people who confuse ""to"" and ""too"" is amazing two me."
"Did you know... That 80% of all stats are made up?"
"What kind of music does a rubber duck listen to? Rub-a-dubstep!"
"What car do insects drive? A Volkswagen automobile."