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Joke of the Day
"I never make mistakes. . . I thought I did once; but I was wrong."
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"What do you call the international program that helps clowns with their personal space problems? Clowns Without Borders."
"How did Hitler become a hero? He killed Hitler."
"Why did the chicken cross the road? To complete the joke."
"Did you hear about a reddit user creating a new website? He wanted the name to remind him of the time when 4chan users went to 8chan. So in light of the circumstances he named it regreddit.com"
"What did one fish say to the other? Keep your mouth shut and you'll never get caught."
"""How's about I rearrange your face?"" -Bully Picasso"
"I slept like a baby last night I shat my pants and woke up every two hours"
"You kick one baby and everyone's like ""That's not a football"" and ""He's not breathing, call 911."" Draaaaaama."
"What did the Chinese man say when ophthalmologist told him he had a cataract? *No, I have a Rincoln Continental!*"