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Joke of the Day
"How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, as long as there's a bed inside."
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"My wife has cancer and the doctor has prescribed heavy morphine doses for the pain and distress. It works, when I have taken them I can hardly hear her crying at all."
"The Seahawks were going to go to Disney World... but they decided to pass."
"Why are Black people so tall? Because Their Negros"
"I killed a squirrel once with a car. Twice with a tennis racket."
"Ate salad for dinner! Mostly croutons & tomatoes. Really just one big, round crouton covered with tomato sauce. And cheese. I ate a pizza."
"I love Instagram's new direct messaging feature because I've always thought, ""If only this picture of someone's dinner was just for me."""
"Which U.S. state abbreviation is the best? I'm not sure, but Oklahoma's is OK."
"My favorite pickup line... the Ford F Series"
"How do Canadians say Milky Way? Milky Eh.... Get it?"