39113
Joke of the Day
"What do you call the entrance you come through from hell to get into heaven? The Glory Hole"
Next Joke
"I remember that one time, before Twitter, when I went outside and did shit."
"A man goes into a library and asks for a book on cliffhangers. The librarian says...."
"John Boehner killed a bug at the state for the union address It was a House fly."
"What's another name for a casket? Mourning wood."
"What do you call a serial bail man. Cereal flakes"
"Their bedroom door is closed. I better walk in there for no reason. - kids"
"a dude sitting next to me in the ER asked how to spell ankle & then correctly identified Rush Hour by a scene without jchan or chris tucker"
"Hope the big twist in that new M. Night Shaymalan movie is that it doesn't suck."
"Why would I want to talk to your baby? On the phone. It's a baby. If I wanted to hear random noises when I talk, I have a husband for that."