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Joke of the Day
"Why are all black people scared of sleeping? 'Cause one had a dream, and he died."
Next Joke
"So, a baby seal walks into a club."
"This drag race is not at all what I expected. Are they in dresses INSIDE of the cars, at least?"
"What does a girl do to her as asshole before having the most crazy sex of her life? She leaves him at home"
"Today I learned my laser pointer can go all the way to the bar across the street. Drunk people still think there's a sniper somewhere."
"Came home to find my girlfriend packing her stuff... I asked her what she was doing, she says ""I'm leaving you, you sick peadophile!"" ""Peadophile! That's a big word for an 8 year old!"""
"what do you call a rodent that smokes weed? A Hemp-ster"
"How do hens encourage their football teams ? They egg them on !"
"Q: Why will a blonde laugh at a joke three times? A: Once when you tell it once when you tell her the punchline and once when she gets it."
"China has a great wall..... and guess what? No Mexicans!"