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Joke of the Day

"China has a great wall..... and guess what? No Mexicans!"

"Why did the 2 stem cell researchers get a divorce? Because they grew a part."

"What is the opposite of paranoia? Thinking you are following someone."

"Why do mice have long tails ? Well they'd look silly with long hair !"

"What is a good title for a movie about bacon? ""Babe: The Final Chapter"""

"Why does Euler's Number say it's ""going number 2"" when it pees? Because its natural log is 1. I'll show myself out now."

"Dr. Seuss would have CRUSHED it on 8 Mile."

"Why did the farmer feed money to his cow? He wanted rich milk!"

"Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home."

"Did you hear why the energizer bunny got sent to jail? He was charged with battery"