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Joke of the Day
"what do you call a rodent that smokes weed? A Hemp-ster"
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"Race Horse Joke/tongue twister One-one was a race horse. Two-two was one too. One-one won one race. Two-two won one too."
"Why did the fly fly? Because the spider spied 'er!"
"Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he saw the gas bill"
"David Cameron joke! They say David Cameron is a one term Prime Minister. That term is of course 'cunt'."
"Q: How many editors does it take to change a light bulb? A: If we change the light bulb we'll have to change everything."
"My friend told me to sing Wonderwall I said maybe."
"So a pimp is berating one of his girls nsfw ""You've got no tits and your cunt's too small"" ""Fuck you. Get off my back."""
"What's a pirate's favorite letter? The C"
"Ok son, the bad news is, your dog died while u were at school. The good news however, I found a vape pen in a tree mmmm onion flavor"