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Joke of the Day
"what do you call a rodent that smokes weed? A Hemp-ster"
Next Joke
"Q: Why is a dog's nose in the middle of it's face? - A: Because it's the scenter."
"Bill Gates has now donated enough money to charity that he lost his billionaire status. He now goes by Mill Gates."
"Don't even talk to me unless you're an actual cup of coffee. In which case I'd listen to your story as I slowly sip the life from you."
"Most 00's kids won't get these... Decent jobs"
"Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map. Maria: This is it. Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America? Class: Maria did."
"What's the difference between an egg and a wank? You can't beat a wank!"
"Can woman make man a millionaire? Yes, if he is a billionaire"
"Just finished watching that Documentary on the invention of the shovel... Ground Breaking Stuff."
"What does a storm cloud have on beneath its clothes? Thunderwear!"