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Joke of the Day

"What does a girl do to her as asshole before having the most crazy sex of her life? She leaves him at home"

"What's the difference between a prostitute and oreo? April Fools ya dumbitches!! There's no difference at all."

"Did you hear about the blonde who froze to death at the drive in theater? She went to see Closed for the winter."

"How to explain non-alcoholic beer? It's like eating your sisters pussy, the taste is the same but you know something is not right."

"What happened to the adhesive suicide bomber? He glue up."

"Did you hear about Scrooge's drinking problem? He had a dickens of a time with spirits."

"Three guys walk into a bar... They grab a couple of drinks, pay in full and leave like the good people they are."

"Really wish ""Forever 21"" would be honest and change name to ""Pushing 30"""

"My favorite gift to girls... is PTSD."

"I know that we don't all agree on our new president But at least the first lady is someone we can all get behind."