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Joke of the Day
"My mother taught me about reverse osmosis. ""Shut your mouth and eat your dinner."""
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"Q: What do you say to a man with five penises? A: ""Your jeans fit like a glove."""
"A little Arab boy Anything that makes people who aren't white Americans embarrassed or angry, is racist."
"What did the bald man say when he got a comb as a gift? I'll never part with this!"
"2 blondes fell into a hole The first one said ""*Its dark in here,isn't it?*"" The second one said""*I don't know,I cant see.*"""
"Trees are allergic to bees.. ..when bees get too close, [they break out in hives.] (/spoiler) Original joke! Edit: Grammar"
"My Level of Maturity Changes Depending On Who I'm With"
"""The Interview"" Joke Kim Jong Un walks past a movie theater and sees a movie poster for ""The Interview."" He says ""I wouldn't be caught dead in that."""
"The next time someone describes me as feisty, I'm going to stand in front of them and air punch rapidly like Scrappy Doo."
"Remember Doodle-Bob from Spongebob? So do I, guy was Sketchy as hell."