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Joke of the Day

"A rich guy walks by.. When someone asks,""What's that smell?"" The man turns around and says,""I'm sorry, it must be my Elon Musk."""

"What's the most common sleeping position of a man? Around. "

"What's the most racist place in a house? The laundry room. It's the only place where the blacks have to be separated from the whites."

"So many words sound the same When someone calls you from a homophone."

"What's Obama's favorite vegetable? Barackoli"

"Sorry I haven't tweeted much. Kathy on facebook was keeping us updated on her menstrual cramps."

"If you're not part of the solution, you're either a solid or a gas."

"[Robbery] Sloth Man: I'll use my powers to make the criminals fall asleep. *Runs to bank* *Reaches bank 18 hrs later* SM: How'd they escape?"

"My first time riding a bike was like my first time having sex Both times my dad helped me from behind"

"A Harry Houdini Joke What is one thing Harry Houdini can't escape from? Stomach punches"