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Joke of the Day
"What's the most common sleeping position of a man? Around. "
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"Hey Reddit, Guess What? Chicken Butt..."
"Cross-eyed people, just look down. We'll come get you if we need you."
"TIL Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90 per cent TL;DR It was wedding cake"
"""That's one small step for man. That's one open fridge for man. That's one good sandwich for-"" ""Neil! Stop."" ""I WALKED ON THE MOON, JANET"""
"I fart, why..because it's the only gas I can afford."
"What do lawyers wear to court? Law suits!"
"People are like snowflakes. When they pile up on my car windshield, it's difficult to drive."
"My girlfriend Likes to dress up like her self and act like a bitch."
"What did the people call the bad hot dog stand? The WURST!"