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Joke of the Day

"What's the most common sleeping position of a man? Around. "

"I was playing with my new toaster in the bathtub today when I read the warning label and it said not to. I was shocked."

"[board meeting] ""So Mr Parachute do u have a name for your invention?"" ""I call it the 'Makes the Ground Come at You a Bit Slower'."" ""Uh no."""

"A bot walks into a sub and orders a rum and coke... [Removed]"

"I tried to be a workaholic but workahol tastes like shit."

"I went on a boat trip around Paris, ...it was in-seine!"

"How many Software Engineers does it take to change a lightbulb? None- that's hardware."

"What's the one advantage if Hillary Clinton is elected President? We'll only have to pay her 77 on the dollar"

"I heard that the president was poisoned, then cured. But the information is purely antidotal."

"Studies show the effects of divorce on young children are complex. Sadness and anxiety are common, but many are just happy to be single again."