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Joke of the Day
"Condoms are all reusable. you just gotta shake the fuck out of them first."
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"Last weekend my dad caught me smoking a cigarette and for punishment made me smoke until I puked. This weekend I made sure he caught me in bed with my girlfriend."
"What's 18 inches long and hangs in front of an asshole? Trump's tie"
"Every minute arguing semantics on the internet Is exactly 43.56 seconds wasted."
"How do you stop a dog humping your leg? Suck it's dick."
"My four year old cousin told me: Home is where you can sit on the toilet as long as you want."
"What do you call a German thief? A Hamburglar."
"How can you spot the blind guy at the nudist colony? It's not hard."
"My new cooking show, ""Will Sasso Cooks With His Exposed Dick Really Close to the Food"" premieres tonight (8/7 Central) in my mind. Be there!"
"BLIND DINOSAUR Q: What do you call a blind dinosaur? A: Do-you-think-he-saur-us."