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Joke of the Day

"What's the most racist place in a house? The laundry room. It's the only place where the blacks have to be separated from the whites."

"Commissioner Gordon: It says here that bats sleep upside down and wee over themselves. Batman: We also poop. CG: We? B: They. I mean they"

"Father, pardon, excuse, exonerate, absolve, acquit, forgive me, for I have synonymed."

"What do you call a girl who likes men with small d**ks? Your girlfriend!"

"A rouge English cavalier from the Middle Ages is magically sent into the future to depose Thailand's most ruthless dictator. One knight in Bangkok makes a hard man humble."

"She meant Trump My father and I were in a intense fight over the Presidential Run. My mom interupted, ""Triumph would win since every man loves his brand""."

"In regards to those who lost a loved one to the Air Asia flight disaster... Don't worry there are plenty of fish in the sea. (Too soon?)"

"how do you know that adam and eve were white have you ever tried taking a rib from a black man"

"I've given up on cooking. It always starts off well. Then it just turns to shit."

"DIET TIP: Always eat smart. Refuse any food that hasn't scored highly on the SATs and been admitted to an Ivy League school."