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Joke of the Day

"Sorry I haven't tweeted much. Kathy on facebook was keeping us updated on her menstrual cramps."

"What's the difference between a well dressed bicyclist and a poorly dressed unicyclist? Attire."

"Why did the cop pull over the U-Haul truck? He was trying to bust a move"

"Another Adele Joke Why did Adele cross the road? To say ""Hello from the other side."""

"Why is it so hard to pull over on the Pirate Highway? Because there's a parrot on the shoulder."

"I never wanted to believe that my father was stealing from his job as a road worker. But when I got home, all the signs were there."

"Why do ISIS fighters only drink instant coffee? Because they hate the French Press. (This joke used to be more topical)"

"rest of the week anyway."

"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 plowed 6 in the ass"

"My mother was feeling cold so now I'm wearing a sweater."