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Joke of the Day
"A Harry Houdini Joke What is one thing Harry Houdini can't escape from? Stomach punches"
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"Why are Pokemon terrible to play hide and seek with? Because they pikachu"
"Sometimes, I like to drink and play guitar..."
"Why do elephants do well in school ? Because they have a lot of grey matter !"
"What do you call a man with a one inch penis? Justin."
"My girlfriend told me to stop singing Oasis... I said maybe."
"Why are steam trains naughty around Christmas? They're hoping Santa will give them a lump of coal."
"I'm not a lucky man I once gambled on a couch and won a baby"
"A termite walks into a bar... and asks, ""Is the bar tender here?"""
"Yeah, I'm basically a Pokemaster. *waves vaguely at shelves of confused squirrels in partially sealed Tupperware containers*"