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Joke of the Day
"What's Obama's favorite vegetable? Barackoli"
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"I was 17 having dinner w new gf's parents. Pooped. 1st flush didn't take. I got nervous they'd hear a 2nd so I threw the turd out the window"
"My mood ring was recently stolen. I'm not sure how I feel about it."
"Nothing is creepier than watching someone hula hoop with a serious look on their face."
"What's the most capable element? Tin, because tin can."
"Local pharmacy robbed... Local pharmacy robbed tonight. Entire stock of Viagra taken. Police on look out for hardened criminal."
"No, please continue to talk loudly on the phone, smoke & spit next to my table. No problem! I'm just going to follow you home and kill you."
"What do you get when you cross an elephant and a skin doctor? A pachydermatologist."
"""What if I took the dumbest person I know, got them severely drunk, and challenged them to finish my sentences?"" -- inventor of Autocorrect"
"I went in HMV earlier and asked the guy behind the counter if they had any Run DMC records. ""Walk this way,"" he replied."