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Joke of the Day
"What's Obama's favorite vegetable? Barackoli"
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"Why does Africa never win Olympics Because it's a continent, You idiot"
"Barber: And how old are you little man? Fred: Eight. Barber: And do you want a haircut? Fred: Well I certainly didn't come in for a shave!"
"I overdosed on Viagra once... ...It was the hardest day of my life"
"A foreign kid asked me how to speak English the other day, so I teached him some."
"What's black and taps on the window? A baby in the microwave :)"
"How do you define a farmer? Someone that's outstanding in their field."
"Movie comes on while im in bed: ugh ive seen this a million times Movie comes on before I have to get ready for work: oh hell yea a classic"
"Just learned the Finnish have a word ""Kalsarikannit"" which means getting drunk alone at home in underwear. Signing immigration forms now."
"Why accountants don't read novels? Because the only numbers in them are page numbers."