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Joke of the Day
"There's a lot of nasty jobs out there Butt plumbers have seen some shit."
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"If Donald Trump became president... one could say he coined a term."
"What did the duck say after it split the atom ? Quark ! Quark !"
"I see said the blind man as he picked up his hammer and saw"
"When they came out Fanny packs were the new hip thing."
"Good news everyone. The cure for human stupidity has been invented in a convenient pill form. Unfortunately, Donald Trump refuses to take it."
"*Slides down your chimney* *Straightens all your pictures*"
"A gay couple and a lesbian couple check into a hotel. Which couple leaves first the following morning? The women. Lesbians leave lickety split. Gay guys have to pack their shit first."
"My GPA is underwater I Guess you could say it's below C-level"
"There once was a man named Brent He made poems wherever he went The poems were fine But on the very last line He added too many syllables"