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"Why Can't America tell knock knock jokes? Cause' freedom RINGS!"
"Bernie Sanders The real reason Bernie Sanders went to the hospital because he looked at his poll numbers Berning up. Doctors have said that he must have felt the BERN."
"Why did the terrorist kill his wife on their anniversary? She got him the wrong kind of blowup doll."
"Why an Irish man might vote for Donald Trump Because he thinks his Capital will keep on Dublin under his presidency"
"My cat sat up from a dead sleep and stared, frantic toward the empty basement laundry room so I guess I'll be buying a new house now."
"Jesus Christ! I forgot to buy dog food last night and now my dogs are playing a Sarah McLachlan album and googling humane society."
"What happens when you provoke an angry redhead? Ginger snaps."
"A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it."
"How can i convince my Buddhist friend that he owes me money from 3 lifetimes ago?"