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Joke of the Day
"If Donald Trump became president... one could say he coined a term."
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"I don't know why everyone is making such a big deal about Black Friday... Personally, I think all Fridays should matter."
"RISE & SHINE ** Q: What happens if you eat yeast and shoe polish? A: Every morning you'll rise and shine!**"
"Today. I. Realized. That. Typing. Like. This. Does. Not. Make. Your. Point. Stronger. It. Makes. You. Look. Like. Your. Computer. Has.Asthma"
"Why did the Portuguese guy take Xanax? Hispanic attacks."
"What is the shortest, very funny joke you know? ITT: comments about my dink, and people who can't search"
"Why did the Cephalopod get coal for christmas? Because he was on the nautilust."
"The difference between Sean Connery and a Silica Tetrahedron One's an ionic bond, the other's an iconic Bond."
"Why did the vegan avoid the confrontation? He didn't want any beef."
"Instead of monitoring this call for quality purposes, how about you just listen to what I need and fix it."