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Joke of the Day
"I see said the blind man as he picked up his hammer and saw"
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"How many guys in the Friendzone does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They just stand around complimenting it, and then get pissed when another guy screws it."
"If you are religious, then you should not wear underwear. It is holey."
"What was Hitler's problem when the lights went out? He could Nazi. Edit: Fuck me, Reddit. I heard you *liked* puns..."
"What kind of blood did the mna have who culdn't spel right? Typo."