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Joke of the Day
"When they came out Fanny packs were the new hip thing."
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"If diet and exercise are not working for you, try actually dieting and actually exercising."
"What do you call an affectionate island? Isle of view"
"Ever wondered why is being gay a sin? It's simple. We all know 69 as a sex position. Satan's own number is 666. Now think about gays, and 666 as a sex position."
"The four scariest words any husband can hear are ""guess what today is?"""
"Did you hear about the fellow whose whole left side was cut off? He is all right now."
"All of my best ideas involve jail time."
"I've only been in jail for 5 minutes and I've already been raped twice. My uncle doesn't fuck around when playing Monopoly."
"Wife: I left the kids with you for a half hour & they dumped 3 pounds of sugar in the dryer trying to make cotton candy. Me: Did it work?"
"Knock knock (Your turn)"