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Joke of the Day

"A gay couple and a lesbian couple check into a hotel. Which couple leaves first the following morning? The women. Lesbians leave lickety split. Gay guys have to pack their shit first."

"What's red and smells like white paint? Red paint."

"no, no-- i'm pro-life only until the baby is born. after that the baby must exist in a hellworld of preventable disease and gun violence"

"I justified buying a PS3 because I knew I could always use it to just watch movies, and now that's the only reason I still have it. A 250GB hard drive holds a shitload of internet porn"

"How to make a trump sandwich Russian Potato Bread Lots of Baloney Peanut Butter One Small Pickle"

"Knock knock Who's there? Owls . . . Owls who? Yes they do"

"Why do Europeans hate American food? Europeans don't want to die yet. Unlike Americans who don't wanna diet."

"Dude, relax. Nothing wrong with a little experimenting. You're making a brokeback mountain out of a brokeback molehill."

"if you ever get caught sleeping on the job... slowly raise your head and say, ""in jesus name amen"""

"When a Black Hole Crosses Your Path Nature abhors a vacuum, but not as much as a cat does."