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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a Greek intellectual that only eats kimchee? An Epikorean."

"Why can't Stevie Wonder see his mates? Because he's married."

"If I had a time machine I would go back to the Star Wars era and kill baby Darth Vader"

"I have a friend who's fat, alcoholic, and transvestite. All he does all day long is eat drink and be Mary"

"I tried ballet, but I never got the pointe."

"How does a Muslim close a door? Islams It."

"the neighborhood teens have left so many burning bags of garbage on my lawn that everyone thinks that this is the place you burn garbage now"

"Police Officer: Do you speak English? Jose: Yes. Police Officer: Where are you from? Jose: Yes"

"Should have been called ""Star Wars: The Missing Force Kin"" Because it's all about looking for her Jedi brother."

"I wish my husband was as concerned with ""preheating"" me as he is with the oven..."