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Joke of the Day

"Amazing how easily that guy scaled Trump Tower. Thank God u can't get suction cups in Mexico cause then wall idea would be really stupid."

"What do you say when Kanye West does something that annoys you? Kanye not."

"My girlfriend didn't like my penis at first... ... but then it grew on her."

"If I hold one moth ball in my right hand and another moth ball in my left, what do I have? A bloody big moth!"

"I went clubbing last night I saw girls twerking in a bun dance."

"Did you hear about Scrooge's drinking problem? He had a dickens of a time with spirits."

"Can ""agroaner"" or ""groaners"" please be a jokes subsubreddit. http://i.imgur.com/q334iSV.jpg from WTF"

"What do you call a communist pirate? Lutin."

"What is Santa's favorite music? Wrap! (I came up with this when i was 8....)"

"What does the letter K have in common with my cousins They are ok by themselves, but they get pretty racist when there are three of them together"