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Joke of the Day
"A black guy a spanish guy and an arab walk in to a bar.. The bartender says GET THE FUCK OUT"
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"[answering machine] ""Hi Mom, leave a message"""
"A Roman receives a text message.... A Roman receives a text message and looks at it confused. ""Why does it end with twenty?"" he thinks to himself."
"Still feel bad for not considering that Dr. Pepper might be a woman."
"How much does the average introvert weigh? Not enough to break the ice."
"What kind of railway is an Italian engineer's favourite? Funicula"
"Your Mother.. Your mother is so classless she could be marxist utopia."
"What's a joke only redditor's would get?"
"M'eal *tips waiter*"
"I repeatedly slapped my girlfriend as hard as I could at the concert last night. I was clapping for the band."