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Joke of the Day

"I had a jacket stolen from me tonight. My enemies will stop at nothing to keep me from maintaining a comfortable body temperature in style"

"What do black people and a tornado have in common? It only takes one to ruin a neighborhood."

"Back in the day, with $2 bucks you could go to the store and walk out with a bunch of Doritos, and beer. Now they have security cameras."

"My friends think I'm racist for wanting Hitler to have finished what he started... Is it really that bad that I like his art?"

"Pascal: Come on, we must go! Me: Man, you are really making a lot of pressure for 1 Pascal."

"What do you call... ...a man with no arms and no legs in the ocean? Bob"

"I pick up hitchhikers cause then when I'm pulled over the weed is his."

"Someone from Cairo unfollowed me today which makes me think he must've really hated my tweets to find a way to get on the web to do it."

"What do you call an athlete that smells good? D. O. Durant"

"Bill Cosby and Ben Roethlisberger walk into a bar... I don't remember what happened next."