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Joke of the Day

"Two guys from Michigan wake up in Hell....... ...and they go about there day, and live there daily lives as citizens of Hell, Michigan."

"[park bench with girlfriend] so you're dumping me because you don't think I'm smart? ""yes brent"" *starts raining* great and now sky water"

"What must a policeman have before searching a rabbits' home? A search warren!"

"Two cows walk in to a bar... Then one of the cows says: ""*Mooooo*"", then the other replies, ""*Fuck, I was supposed to say that*"""

"Personal Trainer: No pain, no gain Me: Deal"

"U2 are one of Ireland's most successful bands. Or according to their tax returns, one of Netherlands' least successful hardware store owners."

"Why don't orphans like baseball? Because they don't know were home is XD"

"I think the large hand on my watch is lagging. Sloppy seconds"

"Anyone have any jokes about Rats? Need some good ones!"

"What do a thug and hillbilly have in common? They both like to throw a hoedown."