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"why did they invent white chocolate? so black kids can make a mess too..."
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"The owner of hostess just brought the playboy mansion Guess he really liked ho-hos and ding dongs"
"Just tell ISIS we have pizza and when they knock on the door, shoot them"
"What's it called when you sneak into a homosexual wedding? A gay-tecrash Dad joke, right there"
"It really doesn't matter if the baby's smoking a cigarette or a joint, I think we can all agree that's one fucking cool baby."
"What do you get when you cross a dog and a frog? A dog who can lick himself from across the room"
"""This week has been an emotional roller coaster. I'm gonna open up a bottle of red and take a long, hot bath."" - white women"
"I spent all of last night trying to remember the Roman numerals for 51, 6, and 500 and couldn't.... ...I'm so LIVID right now."
"What kind of doctor is always on call? An oncologist."
"how to fall down a long set of stairs: step 1) step 1 step 2) step 3 step 3) step 7 step 4) step 10 step 5) step 15 step 6) step 26"