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Joke of the Day

"My favorite coffee in the morning is the one where no one talks to me while I drink it."

"God made us all different. But when He got to China He thought...to hell with it... Copy, paste, copy, paste"

"How many black guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one - you fucking bigot."

"Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to start the journey from I Can't Breathe Without You to I'll Choke You Out In Public."

"[Short] What is the best color? Reddit"

"Not knowing that it's called ""baby corn"" isn't a big deal... ...but everyone looked at me REALLY weird when I said ""oooh, I LOVE child corn"" in a crowded restaurant."

"Bill Gates How does Bill Gates fix a broken lightbulb? He buys a new house."

"Why did the dog lose the lawsuit? It was a shih-tzu"

"The anchorwoman on the local news just reported that Davy Jones from the Monkees has died At first I didn't believe it. But then I saw her face."

"People who mispronounce Grand Prix... ...are just grand pricks."