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Joke of the Day
"You call it armed robbery, I call it people giving me gifts to celebrate my new gun!"
Next Joke
"I'm driving through a town called Brosville, Virginia. I bet I know what comes next."
"I have a dog named Lucky... Sometimes he escapes so we have to go get Lucky. And sometimes it'll be dark out so we'll be up all night to get Lucky."
"My buddy just lost his job at a cinema that only shows Pixar films... He forgot to show Up"
"What's the difference between a woman and a nun in a bath? One has a soul full of hope and the other has a hole full of soap."
"I would like to see more realistic math problems in schools cause there ain't no way some kid has 75 melons without stealing a produce truck"
"Playing video games cost me my life. Luckily, I've almost collected 100,000 Space Eggs from the Planet Zogg so I'll get another one."
"If you gave Captain Crunch a blowjob, would the roof of your mouth get all scratched up?"
"My roommate said he gets laid ten times more than me. 0x10=0"
"I like my women how I like my golf scores... Low 80's with a slight handicapp"