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Joke of the Day

"Why do black people hate wine? Because it's a waste of perfectly good grape juice. (Also, anyone care to explain me where the ""Black people like grape juice"" came from?)"

"What did Anakin say when the princess asked for his credit card? Naboo"

"A man, a lawyer, a redneck, a nun, a blonde, a dog, and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, ""Is this some kind of a joke?"""

"What did the cow say to the horse? Mooooooo"

"What did the black guy see when he went down the roller coaster? His upper lip."

"Why is there no gambling in Africa? Too many Cheetahs."

"Did you hear they're going to print the Daily Mail on A1 sheets? It's pretty big news."

"People with speech impediments are just misunderstood."

"A Jew is happy. A Jewish person finds out that his car is full of gas. When he found out he was happy and he said ""this is ISIS on the cake""."

"Good luck to the 13 year old girl who is pregnant and wrote ""California"" for ethnicity on her clinic forms."