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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a far-ranging debate? A mass-debate."

"Before firemen rescue cats from trees they always take a photo and that's where 'hang in there, baby!' posters come from."

"According to my wife - vacation sex is the best sex ever..... ....that was a tough postcard to read!"

"A group of thugs just beat me senseless All I have left are dollar bills"

"Mummies might be scarier if they weren't called mummies. Brits call their Moms that. Suggestion: Psycho Rotting Corpse Wrapped In Gauze."

"What do you call a sleep walking nun? A roamin' catholic."

"Why did Sally drop her ice cream while crossing the street? She got hit by a Bus."

"I have an inferiority complex..... It's not a very good one, though."

"What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't fuck my pizza before I toss it in the oven for dinner."

"The only ""b"" word you should call a girl is beautiful. Bitches love to be called beautiful."