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Joke of the Day
"What idiot decided it should be my foot's asleep instead of coma toes?"
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"What do you call an unborn child that is excessively ready to accept failure? A defetus"
"Why did the pervert cross the road? He couldn't get his dick out of the chicken!"
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"What do you do with a scientist after he dies? Barium"
"An Irishman offended everyone in the pub by making witty jokes about their mums. What was his name? O'Byrne"
"A neutron went into a bar and asked the bartender, ""How much for a beer?"" The bartender replied, ""For you, no charge."""
"My friend got a job as a metronome. I said, is that a regular thing?"
"Have you ever had an Ethiopian breakfast? Neither have they."
"Love is blind, said the blind to the deaf I can see that."