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Joke of the Day
"Disaste. Phew, that almost spelled disaster."
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"I always go the extra mile, which is why I was fired from Uber."
"What the difference between a ISIS member and a child? I don't know, I just fly the drones."
"HAHAHAHAHAHAH donald trump and hillary are stranded on a boat, and it sinks, so who survives? AMERICA"
"Why can't you hear a pterodactyl urinate? The ""P"" is silent"
"What kind of snake is good at building things? A boa constructor."
"Request: Give me your best wedding joke! (jokes with puns are absolutely acceptable)"
"[Girlfriend looks at me in disgust] ""Did u just propose using emojis?"" ... ""Technically its called a propoji, but yes"" [She's already gone]"
"My Penis was in the Guinness world record book for the bigest penis Until the librarian told me to get it out."
"What's a zombie's favorite weather? Brainstorms."