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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? Well the first noticeable difference is that the watermelon tastes better."

"A terrible name for an R&B group would be Boyz IV Men."

"Q. Who was the greatest financieer in the Bible? A. Noah. He was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation."

"How do you confuse an AP student? Make the first 21 questions all be the answer C."

"A child asks his father: Why is grandpa running daddy? Shut up son, and give me another shell."

"I think I'm more shocked that Rodney King had a swimming pool than that he is dead"

"I'm not the type that has sex with people I meet at the bar... They keep saying ""no."""

"I phoned a Chinese restaurant. A guy answered and said ""Hello, I'm Wang King the chef"" I said ""Don't worry, l'll call back later when you're not busy """

"My husband said he needs to have sex and now he is mad at me. Apparently, asking 'with each other' was the wrong response."

"What's the difference between your mom and a drug dealer? Your mom can wash her crack and re-sell it."