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Joke of the Day
"I like my coffee like I like my women Without a penis"
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"What does a Maple Leads fan do after his team wins the Stanley Cup? He turns off his Xbox and goes back to bed."
"Knock knock... Who's there? Huey Huey who? I'm me, who are you"
"Just saw a kid go down a slide looking at an iPhone. End of the world or multi-tasking?"
"I've been in this air conditioner duct long enough to have forgotten if I'm the good guy or the bad guy in this building."
"My mom's daughter said it looked like my foot was making a copy of itself I told her that's mitosis"
"How did the mystic respond when asked what he's doing tonight? Your mommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm"
"Q.What are the worst six years in a blonde's life? A: Third Grade."
"just like how Magma doesnt become Lava until it comes out of a volcano, its not poop until it comes out of the ass. before its out its pizza"
"HR: You can't urinate outside. Me: Then how will we keep the jellyfish away? HR: Can you take a drug test? Me: Nope, I'm all out of urine"