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Joke of the Day

"Bad joke Look in the mirror and see the biggest joke ever... that's what my mom said"

"What are the two main differences between a Chihuahua and a German shepherd? 1. Spelling 2. Pronunciation"

"Thursday is that guy who shows up early for the party, with margarita mix and no booze."

"What do you call a dog with no hind legs? Dragon balls."

"BREAKING NEWS A man who took an Airline company to court after his luggage went missing has lost his case."

"What's pirates' favourite meme? Ayy lmao"

"What's a Neckbeard's favourite curry? Chicken tikka m'sala"

"I've just been on a once-in-a-lifetime holiday I'll tell you what, never again"

"Every time I go into my boss' office she tells me ""take a seat"". I have 14 now."

"I like telling car salesmen ""Listen, we both know I'm not here to buy a car"" and trying to figure out what it is they think I'm there to do"