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Joke of the Day
"What's a Neckbeard's favourite curry? Chicken tikka m'sala"
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"How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? Let's go ride bikes!"
"My girlfriend keeps telling all her friends I'm racist.. typical lying Mexican."
"I am so perfect... ... I only have four flaws. 1) I lack humility. b) I'm inconsistent. Finally, I can't count."
"What's the difference between a boy scout and a Jew? The boy scout comes home from camp."
"I recently went to Israel The showers and trains didn't work."
"One of the main differences between men and women Is the meaning of the phrase, ""I used an entire box of tissues watching that movie."""
"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A lickalottapus."
"my date canceled today, now when someone asks ""How was your date?"" I can say I was too *hand*some."
"Did you hear about the magic tractor? It went down the road and turned into a field."