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Joke of the Day

"I like telling car salesmen ""Listen, we both know I'm not here to buy a car"" and trying to figure out what it is they think I'm there to do"

"What do you get when you cross a hippo, an elephant, and a rhino? Helefino."

"Weird how the guys who say that don't see race always know the black-on-black crime statistics."

"You know, I think Hitler was misunderstood. He didn't want to gas the Jews, he wanted a glass of juice."

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"Today someone told me that I was ignorant and apathetic. I don't know what that means and I don't care."

"I made my wife chuckle with this joke Now she's back to being Barbara."

"It's rude to ask probing questions . . . doubly so to alien abductees."

"6 year old: Daddy, what if the plane goes down? Me: Don't worry, your mom is with us. She never goes down. 6 year old: What? Me: Want candy?"

"No arms no legs What do you call a Mexican prostitute who has no arms and no le/"