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Joke of the Day

"I've just been on a once-in-a-lifetime holiday I'll tell you what, never again"

"Statistics show that six out of seven dwarves aren't happy"

"Coworker: See you next year. Hahaha Me: Not if you die tonight. Hahaha"

"Waiter are there snails on the menu ! Yes sir they must have escaped from the kitchen !"

"Did you hear the joke about the fast car? I would tell you but I think you're too slow to get it."

"Once, in 1998, I read a website's terms and conditions page. True story."

"Had to buy rat poison last week. I'm with a really huge problem at home. Can't stand my roomate."

"How can the National Anthem be racist if?. The first words are, "" Jose can you see?"""

"Women only call me ugly until they find out how much money I make Then they call me ugly and poor"

"Hey Mom, I hate tomato soup... Mom: Shut up, you only have it once a month!"