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Joke of the Day
"What's pirates' favourite meme? Ayy lmao"
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"2 guys walk into a bar. The first one says i want h2O and has a drink. Says damn this is good. The second guy says ""bartender, I want some h2O too."" The second guy dies."
"LMAOSHMSFOAIDMT = Laughing my ass off so hard my sombrero fell off and I dropped my taco."
"Alarm company: We need your emergency contact info. Me: (eating chips) My dog doesn't have a cell phone."
"I left a tube of superglue in my pocket when I did laundry yesterday... ...it was a viscous cycle."
"When I was a little boy I asked my mum 'how many is a couple?' She replied 'oh, two or three' Now I know why her marriage didn't last long"
"""That's not Captain Kirk."" is what I like to say just after the pilot makes his first announcement & then everyone laughs in my head."
"Why should you never order the eggs while in France? Because they are always uf."
"What did Groot say when he had amnesia? Am I Groot? (Credit to my 7year old son)"
"How was the bear able to move in order to get honey? It had muscles."