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Joke of the Day
"Thursday is that guy who shows up early for the party, with margarita mix and no booze."
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"Why do differentiating mathematicians prefer Manhattans to Mojitos? Ryes over rum."
"Yo mama so ugly the bassilisk couldn't look her in the eye."
"Me: ""Can I buy you a drink?"" Her: ""I have a boyfriend."" Me to barman: ""A beer for me and a 'I have a boyfriend' for the lady."""
"*Lying in hospital Doctor)Your back is broken in 6 places. You may never walk again Me)At least I got all the groceries in one trip"
"How do you know someone is from California? They tell you."
"So you guys heard about this MySpace thing?"
"What happens when you give a cow a joint? The steaks are high"
"What did the necrophiliac have at the funeral Mourning wood"
"What did the Christan principal say when she kicked a student out of school? THE POWER OF CHRIST EXPELS YOU."