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Joke of the Day

"BREAKING NEWS A man who took an Airline company to court after his luggage went missing has lost his case."

"Why couldn't the apple speak to the orange ? because he didn't know Mandarin"

"*walks by HR door for 11th time to see if she's not there so I can take some candy off her desk* HR: Do you need something Josh? me: Nope"

"Saw a werewolf at the bus stop this morning. Or possibly just a very hairy guy. Either way, the silver bullets worked."

"I like my women like I like my coffee Filled with cream"

"Why did the inventor of panadol think I had no parents? I said I'm an orphan."

"Current beard: Outdoor woodsman Current body: Indoor couchman"

"What do you call a guy who's great at tying flies? A *master baiter*"

"If you're looking for someone to mute the National Geographics channel and narrate the animals thoughts, look no further."

"(bad joke) What's the best vegetable for stepping on when you get out of the shower? A toe-mat-o."