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Joke of the Day
"This post doesn't have any purpose... so why you still reading"
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"My friend said he had a hole in his sock. I replied, ""Darn it!"""
"starting to realize that maybe the only reason i go to see movies in theaters is so i dont hav to face my reflection during dimly lit scenes"