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Joke of the Day

"My dick was in the Guinness Book of World Records... But then the librarian told me to take it out."

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"I'm just waiting for the right person to come along and mistake my crippling pessimism for an attractive sense of humor."
"My dog I bought myself a dog the other day. It's a cross between a shih tzu and a poodle. When people ask me what breed it is I tell them it's a shit poo"
"Sometimes the first step to forgiveness is understanding that the other person is an idiot."
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"One day Facebook, YouTube and Twitter will merge. It will be called YouTwitFace."
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"Apocalypse cheese I bought some apocalypse cheese. It said best before the end."
"definitions of twerk 1. to dance and gyrate in a sexually explicit manner 2. what a native of Brooklyn New York says where he goes in the morning"
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